dating in the city?

Dear Invisibles,

This is probably going to sound crazy to those of you who know me or maybe not crazy because you know how much of a hussy I am, but I have been approached now--twice--in the past 24 hours to write a dating column/blog for two different entities that both have online and offline [listen to my marketing jargon coming out, what I meant was print!] components.

I am sooo torn. It would be great to write again, but I'm not sure I want all of that to be out there. All of my drama with men, all of the lies that they tell me that are humiliating, all of the mistakes I make with them.

I am having an internal debate....what... to... do...

What would my pseudonym be? What would the men I date think? Would they only want to go out with me because I might write about how great they are or how big it is? Ha. See this is the type of shit that is going to get me into mega mega trouble.

I can feel it...

I wish I could be as peaceful and serene and clear headed as my lovely, Elle, pictured above, sleeping...this morning.