It's Britney, bitch.

words :: narsty

Narsty: Of, or concerning, the pinnacle of nastiness. Appallingly ugly. I especially rectangle this one.

Facebook Applications

Facebook is open and now people are zombie biting me, throwing sheep at me, telling me our signs don't match because of some new horoscope thing, and buying me shitloads of drinks.

Is this going to be super annoying? I think so. Lucrative $$$$? Probably yes as well.

Stay tuned for this one, folks.

Adam Levine.

I don't know what the f this outfit [and lack thereof yumm! ] is but he is damn sexy.

This is Mr. Levine at a pre-pre-pre Halloween costume party maybe?

Fake Blogs:: Pretty Damn Funny

This company, News Groper, has a series of fake blogs from everyone from George Bush and Dick Cheney to John Mayer to Brad Pitt to Britney Spears. Yep, that pretty much covers everyone important.

They are pretty harsh, but also hilarious.

Check them out.

Ethan Hawke + Esquire :: The Hottest State

I really haven't been a huge Ethan Hawke fan since his more indie, angst-ridden days [see left]. I thought it was pretty bitchy [and juvenile!] to get mad at Uma because she became more famous. I like to call that the Ryan Philippe syndrome.

However, I must say. The Hottest State--as a book--not that bad. I haven't seen the movie yet but as I was reading through my favorite magazine, Esquire, I fell in love with Hawke all over again when I read his review of his Hottest State.

You can read the whole thing here.

My favorite part:

And in case this is the best "review" I get, I'd like to close with one quote: Webber and Catalina Sandino Moreno light the screen with all the fire, passion, regret, lust, and indifference of young love, earning a place in the legacy of cinema giants. So if you see that sentence printed in bold above the ad for The Hottest State in your local paper, you can wink to yourself in full knowledge that my endeavor was not a finely observed tale of youth, growth, and redemption, but a small, sad, self-congratulatory failure -- a film whose best review was written by its own director.

Britney + the VMAs

So much has been said about this, I have been biting my tongue.

Yes--it wasn't her best performance. But this will likely go down as the worst VMAs overall, ever, in history. And it is likely that they did sandbag her a little as Mr. Kanye West has suggested (hate to give him credit, he is such an ass...but whatever I'll give him this one).

No--her career isn't over.

Let's give her some time. She's clearly going through a lot. I am having faith that she will triumph. I heard ..Baby One More Time for the first time at a dance in the 10th grade and I am hoping that she can pull it off.

I'm giving her a 50/50 percentage of getting it together before album release. For now she is strattling appropriate/inappropriate, it is a fine, fine line...

Criss Angel on the other hand? NO MA'AM. Where the f is David Blaine?

Birchin T-Strap Excitement!

I must say...fall is in the air! I am so happy to see some interesting designs hitting within my budget range from some interesting collaborations.

Although I am not sure that designer/discount collabos always work out, I am more excited than I have been in a long time (ok, I was this excited on Sunday BEFORE the VMAs....Britney *sigh*) to receive the Birchin T-Strap by Lela Rose for Payless that I ordered last week.

I tried calling around to the NYC area stores but they are clueless (of course, shocker...) and couldn't locate them for me so I ordered a pair and should receive them today or tomorrow.

I'll let you know how they pan out, but for now I have the over/under in favor of Ms. Rose and I'm scoring these babies as appropriate. You can't blame her because she used to design for the Bush sisters...its not their fault their father is a tyrant, right?