Thursday, November 29, 2007

Jennifer Love Hewitt has to be pregnant

Obviously they airbrush these Hanes ads...but even airbrushing couldn't cure all of this disproportionate weight that Jennifer Love has been sporting in these recent Hawaii vacation pictures.

If she had just gained weight the natural way then you would see it more in her arms and upper body. With the amount that she has put on, this is a definite. She'd be puffy all over just not in selected areas.

Instead, it is all concentrated around her midsection, her huge boobs (always kind of big but these are sagging in a preggers way) and thighs. You can almost see the baby bump forming! Look how low the bulge is in her tummy!

That coupled with the recent announcement of her engagement to Ross McCall has me convinced: SHE IS PREGNANT.

Mark my words, you heard it hear first.

Homegirl needs to come clean so people stop talking shit about her being a fatass!

ps--This is like a John Mayer day! She was JM's first girlfriend pre-uber fame (during the "No Such Thing" days). I bet she wishes she could have played that card better. This Ross guy is no JM! Then again, he's better than scary Carson Daly who was JLH's rebound. Ewe!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

LOL.......you're hilarious!! maybe she just had a burrito. Thanks for popping by my blog. West village, huh? now i'm the jealous one :-)