words :: intransigent

intransigent: uncompromising.

I believe that collectively all of my ex-boyfriends would agree that I am totally intransigent. Ha.

words :: tortuous

tortuous: marked by repeated turns and bends.

I chose this one randomly. How appropriate.

words :: Paroxysm

paroxysm: an outburst; a fit.

Whenever I get drunk, I am known to have the occasional (and sometimes, ok often) ridiculous paroxysm.

words :: autodidact

autodidact: one who is self-taught.

Some might say that my marketing knowledge is completely autodidact.

words :: prescience

prescience: knowledge of events before they take place.

Whenever I embark on a new journey with a man, I surely have prescience. It always ends the same ,doesn't it?

words :: fatuous

fatuous: inanely foolish; stupid; also, llusory.

This word describes me perfectly.

words :: poppycock

Thank you, Urban Dictionary. My word of the day:

Poppycock
british term for bullshit

Example of usage:

Take a step outside the city
And turn around
Take a look at what you are
It is revolting
You're really nowhere
So wasteful
So foolish
Poppycock
-Nirvana, "Turnaround"

words :: fire hazard

From the Urban Dictionary:

Fire Hazard: A man who is utterly in denial of his homosexuality(in the closet) despite the fact that he is clearly gay to the objective observer(flaming).

Example: Hey Mike, Jessica's fire hazard of a husband was checking out your ass again.

lol, love it!

words :: repletion

repletion: the condition of being completely or excessively full.

Ummm..yeah this happens to me like daily this time of year! Comfort food should be illegal!

words :: repletion

repletion: the condition of being completely or excessively full.

Ummm..yeah this happens to me like daily this time of year! Comfort food should be illegal!

words :: urbane

urbane: polished and smooth in manner.

Love it!

words :: melange

melange: a mixture.

My world is a melange of good and bad, country and city, love and hate.

words: abscond

abscond: to depart secretly.

word of the day: fealty

I really loved this word of the day, so what the hell, I'm a sharer:

fealty: fidelity; allegiance; faithfulness.

words:: billet-doux

billet-doux: a love letter.

I wish I would really get a great billet-doux.

The last one came from my ex boyfriend, AB, who wrote me "Dear Sarah, I love you with no hesitation. Love, AB." It was the single greatest sentence I've ever received.

words :: maelstrom

maelstrom: a large, powerful whirlpool; also, a violent, disordered, or turbulent state of affairs.

My life is a...

words :: narsty

Narsty: Of, or concerning, the pinnacle of nastiness. Appallingly ugly. I especially rectangle this one.

words :: munificent

munificent: very generous.

Dear God-Please let me end up with a very munificent man. Amen.