Seacrest phones Britney + she throws up the deuce

I've avoided writing about this because I thought it was a joke, apparently it isn't. So here we go.

Spears, always photographed but rarely interviewed these days, had an interview with Ryan Seacrest theoretically intended to discuss Blackout. Instead she spoke less than her assistant, Alli Sims, and friend, Sam Lufti, laughed the whole time in the background.

To listen to the entire interview click here, to read the highlights, look below.

Interview Highlights:

When Seacrest asked Spears whether she was doing all she could for her children, Spears replied, "Oh, God, yeah."

"People say what they want and do what they do and it's sad how people, how cruel our world can be," she said. "At the end of the day ... you've just got to know in your heart that you're doing the best you can and that's basically it."

Current custody arraignments give Spears' ex-husband, Kevin Federline [puke] primary custody of Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1. A judge on Tuesday granted Spears three monitored visits a week.

She has to know that right?

Yet she maintained she had no idea when Seacrest asked how often she would see the boys.

"That's, like, all in the court," she said. "Stuff like that, my lawyers know all that stuff."

Seacrest apparently woke Spears up when he called her for the interview, and at times she didn't seem to understand his questions or really care to answer them.

When Seacrest asked Spears whether the intense coverage of her recent issues has been "overwhelming," she said, "Wait, what?"

She then added: "People talk and they say what they want at the end of the day, you know in the tabloids and in the magazines," she said. "But you just try to keep on doing what you do, like, you know, and as long as you know what's up and you know what's true, that's all that really matters, you know?"

Blackout, her first album in four years was released Tuesday and will be #1 next week.

Spears said she didn't do anything special to celebrate the release, specifically: "we watched movies ... had fried chicken."

Her favorite Blackout song...Heaven on Earth [totally not my favorite] "It's a cool track. It's like, I love the producers who did that and it's kind of different from all the other songs."

My favorite part---addressing rumors that she is dating Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, Spears said: "Who?"

The interview ended unexpectedly Sims took the phone, saying Spears had left to take a shower. What? Errrr. Britney! She never even thanked her fans. Sims had to do it for her.

Although I am still a Britney supporter to the death, she isn't doing much to help me these days. She isn't really supporting herself, to say the least.

To listen to the full interview click here.

Maybe she's acting like she doesn't care because if the album bombs it won't be her fault and once it doesn't she will kick back into hard-working Britney mode?

Honestly, I just don't understand what the f she is thinking?

COME ON BRITNEY. I KNOW YOU ARE SMARTER THAN THIS.