Fabio vs Clooney :: this is ridiculous

George Clooney and drugstore-novel-model Fabio nearly came to blows at an L.A. eatery the other night, according to In Touch.

At Madeo the other night, Fabio's pals were taking snaps of each other, when Clooney asked them to stop, thinking that he was being photographed. When they didn't, and when Fabio called Clooney "a diva," George reportedly started a little shoving match that had to be split up by watiers.

Clooney's rep stayed away from commenting, but Fabio's manager told the glossy, "George is lucky he didn't end up in the ER." Chuckle Chuckle.

What is wrong with Clooney? He is much better behaved than this. I am ashamed for him! I mean, seriously---look at this guy? No Ma'Am!