Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Le Call :: Owen Wilson + Umbrellas


So this model, Le Call, apparently borrowed restaurateur Nello's 1k umbrella, didn't give it back, and broke it. He got mad, told Page Six what a disrespectful biotch she is. Sigh. People, people.

Le Call: it is rude to borrow something--anything--and not return it. Especially when it is keeping your anorexic ass dry. Nice polariods. Really, I do like those.

Nello: Stop lending 1k umbrellas to second rate models. And approaching Page Six--tasteless. Funny. But lack of taste. She's already established as the douche for not being a good patron/friend and returning the umbrella. Let her wear that hat, don't make yourself look like an ass.

Owen Wilson: Abort mission. Do not date this girl. Jessica Simpson is better than this trashy biotch. She is a total user.

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