Playboy Playmate goes on crazy Myspace rant against Brody Jenner

This girl, Holley, [photo from her Myspace page, thanks Holley!] who is supposedly a Playmate [seriously where does Hefner find these girls?] went on a completely crazy rant against Brody Jenner, some guy in Miami, and OTHER PLAYMATES whom she is quick to call whores and other 4 letter words that I don't repeat.

I don't really know what she is trying to get across here but she ends up sounding way more nasty than her anything that anyone on her 'hit list' does.

Perhaps the most interesting thing is that in all of her many Myspace pictures she doesn't have a single one that was published or appears to be published in Playboy. So is she really even a Playmate? Looking doubtful. I don't think hanging out at the Mansion and talking smack about people there really counts.

Her Myspace profile is here.

The rant can be found here.

The highlights of the anti-Brody tirade:

“Brody Jenner ( Malibu/LA, CA)- You can just go fuck yourself! You and ur little buddy Frankie. You get a high off THINKING you are famous. Think about it dumbass, YOU have done nothing. You are known as Brody, they guy that you will occasionally see on the hills trying to screw Lauren, or the guy who dated Lindsay, or Nicole , whos [sic] dad is an Olympic gold medalist a long time ago. But what have you done youself? [sic] nothing!

We started laughin when we woke up the next morn and I had all those missed calls and texts from you. Sorry... I don't date players. and [sic] for some of you other playmates ( who are obsessed with him) who like to run your cock suckers bc you got nothing better to do. How about going and sucking on his cock for a while and shut it! I am seriously gona [sic] start taking you bitches out one by one. I am fed UP!”

Woah. Major no ma'am. The attack against the ex-boyfriend is even worse. But you are going to have to head to her blog (linked above) to read that. I can't dedicate anymore space to this.

What I don't understand about above paragraph is why take out the Playmates? Because they like Brody? Why are you fed up if you hate him? It is a stream of totally illogical thought.

The sad thing is that she seems like a nice girl somewhere hidden in all of the psycho anger. If only she could see that by writing about others this way she does it only validates the control that they obviously have over her. It does nothing but make it seem like she doesn't respect herself.

So to this whole tirade I have to say: I'm so disappointed that people still act this way. This chick clearly has some issues.

Brody, Playmates, random guy in Miami--watch your back.