Tionna :: he just want to get in and get right"

This week's Tionna column on Gawker chronicles the problems of a girl who has a 2 minute man.

The highlights:

Maybe you bore him so much that he just want to get in and get right. Maybe you don't give it to him often enough, so that when he does get it, he gets a little too excited. My other thought is, maybe he has a problem, you know like a sexual dysfunction

I won't tell you to leave him, because then you will meet some loser with some good sex and a smile who won't have the great qualities your man does have.

He has to understand that what he doesn't do, the next man will do happily and willingly. I don't know how he feels as a man when you guys discuss this. Maybe he thinks it's all in your head since he survived this long with the old shooting gun.

Tionna for President! Love her!