Tuesday, December 4, 2007

J.R. Rotem channels his inner Jew on jdate

THIS IS JUST WAY TOO GOOD.

It looks like Britney's ex piece of ass, JR Rotem [the guy who may or may not be her current baby daddy] is looking for love on JDate under the username bhmusic. JR describes himself as a 32-year-old, non-smoking, non-drinking, muscular music producer.

His intro:
Hey girls... Congrats for stumbling onto my profile - you just hit the jackpot! I am Jonathan, an established music producer who is having a challenging time meeting a hot Jewish girl with good values. The success and visibility I have earned in the music industry keeps me surrounded by the wrong girls (golddiggers, cheap chicks, wannabe artists looking to use a guy like me for a music career, money, fame, etc) Some personality traits that seperate me from most of the people I know in Los Angeles is a high moral code of honesty and loyalty. I would never cheat or lie to anyone I'm with as I believe in treating others as you would want to be treated. I think that those values are the fundamental part of establishing a meaningful relationship That, and intense physical attraction...

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