To: Alice Temperley
From: Broke Bitches who Expected You To Hook Them Up with Cute Stuff
Re: Your Go Target Collection
Dear Ms. Temperley,
We love how whimsical you are in your British cup of tea with scones kind of way. We wish to god we could afford your beautiful dresses, well cut pants, and fabulous accessories.
We can't even afford your Moet champagne carrier case which is a steal compared to most of your other pieces.
We were counting on you to churn out a spectacular Target collection. It's gone downhill over at Target since Paul & Joe. Patrick Robinson--eek! Libertine--so prep.
We were counting on YOU to give us some romantic, fashionable, luxe (well at least reasonable for the price) and you churned out stuff that is below the level of Forever 21.
Target doesn't usually skimp to this much of a low with fabrics but your 'wool' inspired jackets ended up like polyester felt and the satins were just unforgivable. I dont think there was a natural fiber in the entire 'collection.'
I'd venture to say that even Patrick Robinson is going to sell better than you becuase even though his stuff wasn't cute--at least it felt wearable.
I'm so disappointed in you!
Love,
A poor fashionista hoping you would've come through
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