Gordon Ramsay will serve canapes at Frank Bruni's funeral

I really love Gordon Ramsay. He is rude, volatile, and totally inappropriate but he wears it well.

It is just damn sexy in my opinion. And I can't really seem to shake that.

He went ballistic about NYC food critics [aka Frank Bruni] who 'know less than he does' about food and offers to serve canapes at their funerals, free of charge.

What can I say, I love it!

Ramsay quote highlights from across The Pond:

Daily Star: "Secondly, who's laughing now? The quickest ever two Michelin star restaurant to open anywhere in the world and it is in New York. So food critics? Love 'em. I'll happily agree at my cost to do all the canapés at their funerals free of charge."

Telegraph: "I mean, what qualifications do you need to become a food critic?" he said in an interview on Classic FM that will be broadcast on Sunday. "Do you go and study an A-level in pomposity? Do you become that far tucked up in your own backside that you can't breathe and eat properly?"