Oprah's Holiday Gift Giving Frenzy : THE LIST!

Oprah's annual Holiday Giveaway of Tons of Shit Bonanza is today, coming at you live from Macon, Georgia. What? Why? Is probably what you are thinking...but apparently in Macon, Oprah has an average of 50% viewership! Yep, that's right--50% of the city watches her show.

These psychos definitely deserve the goods.

This year the highlights include a fridge with HDTV built-in, a Kitchen Aid mixer [always great and cute in custom colors], a Samsung video recorder, and United Artists 90th Anniversary DVD collection.

Somehow this year, Oprah managed to have some picks that make Rachel Pally [pictured] and UGG Australia both look ugly--which they are not. It truly is amazing that she's managed to make it look like HSN when it is usually celeb chic.

Rachel Pally is known for graceful lines and silhouettes. Oprah's picks have to be the worst pieces Pally ever created. It looks like a mu mu mixed with a unitard. She sites Shopbop and Nordstrom [shocker] as a pale to snag some Pally. Can you imagine them carrying this outfit as she pictures it? Merchandised this way? Ummm.. yeah that would NEVER happen.

And the crochet UGGs. Don't get me started. I am UGG loyal but this is just ridiculous. There are only so many times that you can reinvent the wheel, UGG. Get a clue!

If you are super rich like Oprah and her "sponsors" or you simply want a pint of Ciao Bella [one of the few affordable items on her Wish List] then you can download a full list of products here.